Funny T-Shirt — "If You Can Read This It Means My Wife Has Fallen"
Funny T-Shirt — "If You Can Read This It Means My Wife Has Fallen"
A lightweight, lived‑in crew‑neck built for people who love jokes that sit perfectly on the edge of dark and sweet. Soft ring‑spun cotton keeps it comfy from the first wear, with a tidy neckline and relaxed drape. Left‑chest Grumpy Grandma logo paired with a bold, inside‑joke print that sparks a knowing smirk. Perfect for grocery runs, backyard hangs, house parties, or bantering with your favourite human.
Product Features
Lightweight crew‑neck shirt
100% ring‑spun cotton (153 g/m²) for soft, year‑round comfort
Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, clean drape
Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and reduce stretch
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colours
Tumble dry low
Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
Do not bleach
Do not dryclean
Ideal For
Everyday wear with a side of dark humour
Casual hangs, backyard beers, and lazy Saturdays
Couples who trade cheeky banter
Anyone who loves understated tees with personality
🚚 Shipping & Processing
Ready‑made goodies: Ship in 1–3 business days.
Handmade treasures: Ship in 3–5 business days — Grandma’s quick, but she’s not a magician.
Bulk custom orders (5+ items): Require 7–14 business days for production — Grandma can hustle, but she’s only got two hands.
Shipping costs: Calculated by weight at checkout.
Tracking: Appears the moment your parcel leaves the workshop.
↩️ Returns & Refunds
Un‑customized items: Returnable within 30 days if unused and in original packaging.
Customized items: Final sale — Grandma made it just for you.
Damaged or “not quite right”: Reach out within 48 hours with photos so we can fix things fast.
Bulk orders (5+ items): Not eligible for return.
📄 Fine Print
See our Shipping Policy and Exchanges, Refunds & Returns Policy pages for all the details Grandma hides in the drawer.
