Grumpy Grandma Apparel — "Ain't No Rest for the Cranky" Cozy Sweatshirt
Grumpy Grandma Apparel — "Ain't No Rest for the Cranky" Cozy Sweatshirt
A cozy, slightly heavyweight sweatshirt with a cheeky nod to the quick‑witted, no‑nonsense grandma energy. Soft fabric, roomy hood, and a kangaroo pocket built for slow coffee mornings, mailbox walks, and family nights where one sharp comment steals the show. Perfect for casual hangs, low‑key holidays, or anytime you want to add a little grumpy charm to your day.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- No side seams for a smooth, comfortable fit
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for added style and structure
- Kangaroo pouch pocket keeps hands warm and holds small essentials
- DTF and DTG printing with optional embroidery for crisp, long-lasting graphics
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
🚚 Shipping & Processing
Ready‑made goodies: Ship in 1–3 business days.
Handmade treasures: Ship in 3–5 business days — Grandma’s quick, but she’s not a magician.
Bulk custom orders (5+ items): Require 7–14 business days for production — Grandma can hustle, but she’s only got two hands.
Shipping costs: Calculated by weight at checkout.
Tracking: Appears the moment your parcel leaves the workshop.
↩️ Returns & Refunds
Un‑customized items: Returnable within 30 days if unused and in original packaging.
Customized items: Final sale — Grandma made it just for you.
Damaged or “not quite right”: Reach out within 48 hours with photos so we can fix things fast.
Bulk orders (5+ items): Not eligible for return.
📄 Fine Print
See our Shipping Policy and Exchanges, Refunds & Returns Policy pages for all the details Grandma hides in the drawer.
